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ISRAEL BOMBED MY BANK

by Albert Kada (davecom [at] io.com)
MY BANK, that I bought yesterday from Yassir Arrafat, was bombed. It was also insured with terrorism insurance. THAT SHOT WAS HEARD AROUND THE WORLD.
My space program also tested a missle in a remote desert where no one got hurt.

My bank guard was killed in the explosion.

He was reportedly seen riding around in MY BANK which was disguised as a DONKEY CART. That was a HAMAS BANK GUARD.

THAT BANK AND THAT GUARD WERE FULLY INSURED.

According to the BBC, MY BANK, was destroyed by a stolen APACHE helicopter in GAZA.

Arnold Swarzeneggar is a HAMAS political operative for the GOP.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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