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AFGHANS DEFEND RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

by Albert Kada (davecom [at] io.com)
The Fox News channel mistakenly refered to an armed attack against the US Army in Afghanistan as an "ambush" by "terrorists". One day after a disarmament offensive defying the "right to bear arms" by afghan citizens, A SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD!
Afghan "Warlords" have been defending their country in this manner for thousands of years. The Bush administration, who bombed and installed a president in this country think that they can afford to occupy it forever.

Jet Fighters were reportedly called in to the scene of this citizen rebellion for human rights, to protect the cowardly cowboy army of George W. Bush.

Bush has meanwhile backed off from his vote or bomb demands on the United Nations.

Bush is still threatening to use the CIA to arrest and deport US military wifes and children who don't vote for Bush on MAYDAY.

Cowardly war criminal Oliver North was alledged to be in Kuwait hiding behind the US army.

The welfare state of Isreal said they support bombing of other countries and refugee camps.

Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is feeling like a target as gas prices rise in the wake of massive accounting corrections determining the fair price of a barrel of oil.

Wall Street rallied as the Bush Administration gave up bombing Iraq on St. Patricks Day. If he does it will be a surprise attack by cowards.

Meanwhile, Bush stll offers to pay 25 million dollars to any one who turns in any one for killing US soldiers.

Bush is planning to go to the G-8 and explain how intelligent and powerful he is and how France are cowards who don't know how to handle money.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
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