Safer "Lincoln Logging" and "clean-dancing"

To the Bay Area Reporter:


"Interfemoral" coitus, where one penis slips between two thighs,
may have been the
most common form of male/male sex in 19th century America.

( What? You're hoping
to employ two penises? Forsooth! Where's your respect for antiquity? )

HIV awareness educators should campaign to revive this safer practice --
while renaming it, for a hero with perfect thighs,
as "Lincoln Logging".

Since latex condoms won't be needed, many types of lubricants will do.
The dirty-minded may choose chocolate syrup.

And graceful persons, of various genders,
could combine Lincoln Logging
with nude dancing,
filmable as a new artform.

Using Dr. Bronner's pure veggie liquid soaps
as edible lube, here comes,
you guessed it, "clean-dancing".
Can you hear the chorus?
"Clean powah!
Let's dance the Lincoln Log --
in the showah!"



Yours for more dancing at playparties,



Aunti Tortuga Bi LIBERTY,
San Franhattan



Tuesday, 8 May 2006

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