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"Dancin' With Her Shoulders" (chant-dance)
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Dancin' With Her Shoulders
(anti-tobacco chant-dance)
[ Sing this chorus,
stressing the syllables in CAPS:]
Now she be DAN-cin' with her SHOUL-ders,
Since her FEET, they got cut off.
Gotta PAY for her to-BAC-co,
So puff an' COUGH, until you drop!
[ Meanwhile, dance with your shoulders, arms,
and/or head;
but please don't move hips, legs, butt or feet.
At the word "drop", silently freeze for three seconds,
as if in rigor mortis.
At the end of your freeze,
you may cough three times.]
[How to guesstimate three seconds:
Silently and slowly,
in your mind's ear,
count
"one thousand and one,
one thousand and two,
one thousand and three." ]
Tune? Make up your own !
Reprint/repost/revise freely !!
...............
(anti-tobacco chant-dance)
[ Sing this chorus,
stressing the syllables in CAPS:]
Now she be DAN-cin' with her SHOUL-ders,
Since her FEET, they got cut off.
Gotta PAY for her to-BAC-co,
So puff an' COUGH, until you drop!
[ Meanwhile, dance with your shoulders, arms,
and/or head;
but please don't move hips, legs, butt or feet.
At the word "drop", silently freeze for three seconds,
as if in rigor mortis.
At the end of your freeze,
you may cough three times.]
[How to guesstimate three seconds:
Silently and slowly,
in your mind's ear,
count
"one thousand and one,
one thousand and two,
one thousand and three." ]
Tune? Make up your own !
Reprint/repost/revise freely !!
...............
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