Are redstaters uniformly homophobic and nudophobic?

REAL MOONS IN GREEN BAY? Where's the FCC?

Recently there was a big flap over a football player pretending to moon,
without actually daring to bare. His mild gesture cost him $10,000.

In real life, unlike FCC's censored "videality" (broadcast television life),
a commentator on NPR claims that
Green Bay FANS traditionally moon visiting teams
-- displaying bare butts, not mere mime --
when the visitors' bus arrives in town.
Can this (gasp!) be true?

( If so, could somebody please post photos to SF Barea?
< sfbarea [at] yahoogroups.com >
or
< sfbarea-owner@ [...] > )

If Green Bay fans actually do this, in the Midwest heartland,
are they out of step with "redstate America"?

Are redstaters as monolithically nudophobic and homophobic
as the Bushites want us queers to believe?
Does King George have, as he claims, a strong national mandate to destroy Social Security,
to invade Iran (that's not a typo; his possible target ends with an N),
to enshrine hatred in the U.S. Constitution, and to criminalize women who seek abortions?
Must the Democratic Party soft-pedal "social" (sexual) issues to win in 2008?

Is Green Bay un-American?
Or are Bush and his FCC out of step with redstaters and bluestaters alike,
when they enforce nudophobia and breastphobia,
and try to re-incarnate as Queen Victoria?

-- TBL
for SUN,
SF
19 January 2005
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