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New Presidential Press Conference Revealed
by Leon Kunstenaar
Tuesday Jan 29th, 2019 1:19 PM
Sarah Sanders' amazing attempts to put lipstick on the most deplorable pig in US history revealed in new press conference.
Question: Presidential aides were recently prevented from entering Congress carrying flame throwers and cans of gasoline. Does this reflect poorly on the president's approach to Congress?

Answer: As is well known, the President has a dynamic agenda to make America great again that Democrats want to sabotage. You might want to ask them about their interference, and then see who this reflects poorly on.-Next?
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Question: The President wants to prevent immigration from countries with dark skinned people that he calls "shithole" countries. Does this make him a racist?

Answer: That's absurd. The President honors all white people. Ask Hillary Clinton and boy Barack Obama why they oppose more immigration of blond, blue eyed people from Norway and then see who's a racist-Next?
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Question: Why are all the President's appointees revealed as either incompetent, crooks, or both?

Answer: These REALLY GREAT people are victimized by the most vicious McCartyite, deep state, conspiracies in the history of the universe, which is all orchestrated by Hillary and Barrack Obama.-Next?
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Question: The President was shown hitting adorable puppies on TV. Is he a cruel man?

Answer: I am only authorized to discuss policy, not the president's hobbies. You will have to ask him.-Next?
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Question: Why does the president do everything that Putin wants?

Answer: Thank you all for participating in this White House news conference. See you all in six months. Maybe. Goodbye.

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