Merry Christmas

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas, and I want you to send me money. I've got 66 cents, am sleeping in my friend's Winnebago in central Berkeley, and am preparing to go to Washington D.C. to lead the Climate Action working group at the counter-inauguration January 15-20. Other than requests to do direct action to save the planet Earth, and feeding homeless people all over the country the past fifteen years, I have received only minor support from the American people. I think that this is idiotic beyond measure. Here's my mailing address so that you may send me money. Craig Stehr, c/o David Tam, P.O. Box 601, Berkeley, CA 94701-601. N.B. To all of the Christians: Jesus wants me to receive all that I can get. If you have any mental doubts about this...ask Him!