Passive Male Anuses Go On Trial In Egypt

Human rights groups are concerned about the treatment of 54 Egyptian male anuses arrested by state security and vice officers almost a month ago. The state security is also concerned, though more in regards to the treatment of those 54 male anuses before their arrest.

As reported by the BBC, the anuses were taken into custody after a raid on the Queen Boat, a club where male anuses are suspected of gathering in a passive manner. Though anuses and what those anuses do are generally of little interest to the state, the passive male anus is viewed as a blasphemer against Allah. One of the 54 anuses detained, along with a penile acquaintance, are accused of exploiting the Islamic religion to spread extremist ideas as well as engaging in sodomy as part of a group ritual the state believes is intended to insult the heavenly religions and spark civil strife. The rest of the 54 have been charged with practicing debauchery with penile accomplices. If convicted the anuses could face 5 years of jail time....

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