Zen Guru Proposes Sustainable Solution to Overpopulation Problem

It seems more than unlikely that humans when they cannot entrust to and get back full storehouses from food chains of befriended species would willingly engage in forming human food chains. Besides, the animals would be demanding a form of human society where involvement in hierarchies is reversible. If not, any effort to push others in place for it would necessarily devolve into mass stampede. Short of it, most humans would rather negotiate themselves into cannibalising each other than start a food chain and get sucked in by it. The mere risk thereof keeps so many addicted to cannibalising animals just in case it could become unavoidable to switch over.

If we agree upon rules for the cannibalising early enough before our stomachs are ready for it, we can implement these rules to avoid the cannibalising altogether. I propose as a rule that people turning into food belong to these they follow on social networks. If you chose to be my follower, then I am going to donate your life for population reduction. If you can abstain from following me, then you can also share food with others. You can do the same with your followers, and if enough of us are doing it then we can defuse the population bomb before everybody gets too hungry to make any reasonable decision. Once you follow one of us, you are doing it to all your followers anyway.

In case most people chose to cease following each other and just a few remain in the filters of population reduction the result is a solution as well, since you can make the Great Leap into Vegan Feeding instead of being followers. It is more likely than not that these remaining in that role do all fit into the discarded animal slaughterhouses, for our species to provide a gesture of permanent change. That is more humane than stuffing empty storehouses with human food chains, or substituting food with meat. And unlike the One Child Policy did it leaves everyone a free choice before it becomes to late for all.