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BORAT Surprise Appearance at SF Anti-War Rally

by Robertson/Kinoshita (info [at] raginggrannies.com)
To the Great Delight of the Raging Grannies, Borat Sagdiyev showed up at the San Francisco Anti-War Rally of 10/27/2007

The unforseen arrival of Cheney and Bush threw poor Borat into a tailspin and the Grannies into dancin' action.
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http://www.RagingGrannies.com

In a totally unrehearsed performance, the Raging Grannies Action League and San Jose Raging Grannies joined Ronald Reagan Home for the Criminally Insane, even singing the National Anthem of Kazakhstan (from the movie Borat, of course). Not one Granny flinched during the entire performance, except maybe during the last line of the anthem when a couple of Grannies hid under their bonnets.

EVERYONE STAND NOW PLEASE!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We inVented toffee and transit fares.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
§Granny Sandy says "Lookie here!"
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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§Dancin' Grannies
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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§Somewhat more reluctant pair on left
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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Some Grannies are better about maintaining "Granny Demeanor" than others...
§Granny Essie is not shy
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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She gives Cheney a round scolding, as only a Raging Granny Can!
§High Five!
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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§Wheeee!
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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That's Granny Shirley behind the speedin' wheelchair
§*Everyone Stand Now for Anthem*
by Robertson/Kinoshita
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Granny Ruth surprised everyone by singing the entire National Anthem of Kazakhstan from BORAT (the Movie)

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