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Environment & Forest DefenseFBI Report: Tree Revolt: Uprising against Christmas Slaughter
The Forest Burning Idiots (FBI) have raided homes and seized footage to construct this alarmist documentary bringing to light the infamous Revolt of the Christmas Trees. This documentary, obtained through the ardent efforts of activists using the Freedom of Information Act, originally aired as part of the People's Park film festival during an effort to raise awareness and defend The Park from an insidious plot to put more parking and less housing in Southside (which is home to only one park).
As trees continue to be cut down for the corporatist/consumerist/christian/capitalist carnage of car culture, resistance is spreading like a forest fire. Tossed to the curb by uncaring gluttons of the sui-society, these magically empowered trees valiantly struggle to streetcenter, bravely withstanding the crushing persecution of car violence and righteously expressing their indignation and resolve, sometimes even with the ultimate sacrifice, that most potent protestation of self-immolation. Through tree love, the tree radicals seek a tree society enlightened and depaved, rather than frightened and depraved. Read between the lines of this "Reefer Madness" style FBI documentary to see clearcut where you stand. -Jumble Mirage --- This video had to be split into three parts due to IMC size constraints, and is presently only available in RealVideo format (a completely free no strings but annoying pop-ups player is available from corporate http://www.real.com/ just stay away from the "14 day free trial" and anything that wants money and you'll find it).
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Comments (Hide Comments)PART TWO: Tree Revolt
Sunday Jan 26th, 2003 8:22 AM
Please closely watch part two repeatedly.
PART THREE: Tree Revolt
Sunday Jan 26th, 2003 9:01 AM
SCRUTINIZE part three now.
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Sunday Jan 26th, 2003 9:16 AM
![]() treelove6.jpg treerevolt.org down
Sunday Jan 26th, 2003 7:40 PM
Investigating if http://www.treerevolt.org is down due to denial of service attacks following the posting of this highly controversial subject matter.
...please try again later... treerevolt.org up
Monday Jan 27th, 2003 4:35 AM
treerevolt.org up
investigation continues details withheld need to know basis only woosh!!!
Thursday Jan 30th, 2003 1:40 AM
The nice thing about old christmas trees is that it hardly takes any fuel to start them burning.
SEASON OF SLAUGHTER
Tuesday Dec 9th, 2003 12:33 PM
![]() treerunover2.jpg I saw a sign along I-5 in Oregon: living solstice trees for rent!
Fat luck for anything so enlightened in fascist Berkeley, CA. The season of slaughter is upon us. Living trees of mother earth are being sliced down, one or more per human box (like cars...) to symbolize uppity Man's dominance over nature.. I for one intend to help the trees protest . Any tree left at the curb has my help getting to the middle of the street! This helps calm traffic, so I'll also be proudly protecting squirrels, birds, cats, dogs and humans from cars. treelove6.jpg, pic
Tuesday Dec 9th, 2003 5:47 PM
treelove6.jpg,
why is shunka's picture used? is he leading this? Film is now on youtube
Monday Jan 5th, 2009 12:16 PM
To watch in streaming form, check wheelsofchange account on youtube. No more messy real player!
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtGhDaSyo-A Part 2: [Removed due to terms of use violation without explanation.] Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBdSuRwe59M
Friday Jan 9th, 2009 9:31 AM
![]() tree-happy-cop-polcolfb3_... Check this out:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1028693/Police-boasted-Facebook-crashing-patrol-cars-jobs.html Happy cops love running cars into trees. Tree Love in Full Effect!
Friday Jan 9th, 2009 9:49 AM
Yo yo yo yo.
Sorry, turns out part 2 was rejected from youbloobie due to length. As usual their communication sucks. Long-term dilemmas as early edits were encoded in realvideo due to impasses repeatedly trying to make mpegs and have no realvideo editor...time for video editing is time taken from other precious activities... Music video portion deserves to be posted in its own right but dang I love it when the cop makes eyes to the disco cop car lights, special only to that for-web piece. (Available above on this story as part 2 at least). |